Even Pixie looks stupid

Firstly I would like to make it clear: I understand that the new song ‘I Got Soul’ by the Young Soul Rebels is for charity and I respect that and think it is for a good cause. However, looking at the line-up of the “urban soul super-group” it is cringeworthy to think that people actually enjoy this soiled garbage.

 N-Dubz. Who is their audience? Which tasteless plank hears that annoying Dappy and their derelict cognitions produce endorphins of pleasure? If it’s you then I suggest you consult your general practitioner. He should have just stayed on Never Mind The Buzzcocks, he was really good as a punchline.

DJ Ironik, ironic how he seems to be an emcee rather than a DJ. He should spent time scratching his own records, to the point where they are unreadable and his dreadfully pretentious lyrics can’t be heard.

Bashy, I don’t know who he is and I don’t intend to find out.

Tinchy Stryder should really stop wearing his undeserved ego on his T-shirts. You’re not a cartoon, change your ‘Star In The Hood’ top from time to time. Turns out he actually has a degree in animation. Put the mic down and give the Pixar Studios a visit. I can’t wait till I pay tax so I can complain about the waste of money that goes to student finances to produce the wastes of Tinchy Sryder.

Proper chipmunks

Then there’s Chipmunk. If I was either Alvin, Simon or Theodore, I’d be very concerned for the devatastion he is causing to the reputation of the fluffy critters. From the embarassingly titled ‘Oopsy Daisy’ and ‘Chip Diddy Chip’ you can tell that he obviously had a lot of say in the naming of the group. Young Soul Rebels? What does that even mean? I won’t even attempt to put logic to that lunacy.

And well done for the extremely original video. Did you have the deceny of talking to Bob Geldof before lifting the Live Aid video, scene for scene? Moreover, each artist has about two lines each so why on earth is there the need for every rapper to read their lines off their phone? Learn your miniscule amount of words instead of trying to look cool and struggling to read your texts because you persistently wear sunglasses inside.

If it wasn’t for a charity helping children affected by war and the aesthetic perfection of Pixie Lott I would really struggle for aything good to say about this. At least Dizze Rascal wasn’t there I suppose.

I’d strongly suggest you make a donation directly to War Child and avoid the horrors of the song all together.

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