Fashion Faux-Paus!

Bonjour, Ciao, Hello…

Ciao my lovely blogerinis (my new name for you readers.) Sorry I have neglected you for a while but as Eric Bischoff would say… I’m back and better than ever. Got a knack for making things better. Face facts ‘Cause your opinions don’t matter. This maniac is gonna step on whoever!

So be warned I’m back and here with a vengeance.

On to the fantabulous blog itself…

BAD NEWS!! – My camera broke so I can’t take some delightful fashion faux-paus for you my lovely readers to laugh your head off at.

However, the good news is that the women of Middlesbrough can rejoice again at the fact that they don’t have to worry about dressing well to impress me so they can’t be named and shamed. So go back to your uggs, leggings and lame floral tops and chilax for a while, (well until I get a new camera then start to worry again )

Although I can’t take any pictures during the day time, badly dressed females always put their ‘night-out’ pictures onto facebook so be warned I will trek through all the god-awful pictures of you and your drunk friends to find that perfect fashion faux-pau look.

Anyways, on to my top 3 juicy fashion faux-paus of the week…

*cue Led Zeppelin – Whole Lotta’ Love*

At Number 3

Helly Hanson – More like Hella No

Sportswear, sportswear *sigh* sportswear… what is it with people who aren’t sport stars wearing this type of clothing. I asked a quick cheeky question to the person in this picture “excuse me are you in a sports team or play any type of sports?” – The answer I got back with a really confused expression was “Noh mate.” I should of took the conversation further and asked “why the jacket then?!” but to be blatantly honest I was a bit scared.

So be warned don’t venture out the house in Nike, Adidas or even Kappa unless you actually have a excuse to wear such clothing or be prepared to be on this blog.

At Number 2

I only have one word for this unfortunate woman.. Borkalicious.

However, I will go on to entertain you blogerinis. Why the white cotton baggy pants in December? Why the leather bomber jacket? (only The Hoff can pull of one) and most importantly, Why them disgusting things on your feet Mrs?! Nobody should ever wear these items of clothing unless they were going to a fancy dress party as a bag lady.

FYI, I seen this exact same woman wearing the exact same clothes the following week at Morrisons LOL.

Top of the charts at Number One…

So here is the conversation this girl must of had with her friends prior to the night out:

Unfashionable Girl: Yea! I’m so excited to go out tonight, I have no idea what to wear though.
The Friend: Hmm well yano ¾ length silk skirts are back in fashion don’t you?
UG: Really?! Oh I’m so happy since I have a wardrobe full.
TF: Oh, you know what would go really well with your sexy white and brown patterned skirt
UG: I DO! That really flattering grey vest and brown middle-aged housewife scarf
TF: Awesome, you’re going to pull all the boys I think I will wear white pants, ugg boots, my flattering grey vest also and leather bomber jacket!

Well I hope you all enjoyed my blog and remember I have eyes everywhere

Peace, Love and Rock ‘n’ Roll…

Chantal ☮♥♫

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